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Tom Cruise an Old Friend

We were in a gang called the Clark Parkers. We played Ninja, Karate Kid, Beekeeper, Ghostbusters, Transformers, Dukes of Hazard, Airplane…

Fisherman’s friend sitting on the dock of trout lake catfish pond.

He’s not dumb. He’s remembers everything he hears. Mary & my brother loved TC. We were like brothers when he fixed his teeth in East Van in the 80’s.

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Tom Cruise Truth

Tom Cruise isn’t gay southpark tools…he likes fishing and fishbowls like when he was born in 1962 and they nuked firmament 7 days after he was born. He was in a tiny attic with a fishbowl, playboys, a mirror and a boom box. Humble fucking beginnings SP tools. U don’t have to savage him for feeding fish jizz. Toilet paper was expensive back in those days.

shalom
don’t lay down GI
cruise is harold coe messiah
mac & cheese army
7 deadly sins
SK EWS
KSW
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Tom Cruise and the Hornet’s Nest

There was a hornet’s nest at the group home Tom was living in.

Hornet's Nest

Tom was in trouble with pscych again. We were throwing rocks at the Nest and hornets were buzzing around. Tom stood still but not the psychlos. I taught Tom to freeze after bee hive stung us a time before. He froze and the Psych’s got stung. He had tears in his eyes when the psychlos said his dad wasn’t in the army. He was army contractor psych.

CONCLUSION

Psych is after me 2. My only hope is scientology.

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